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Tales from the Bottom of the Earth – Hobart

December 27th, 2011 · No Comments · Australia

Looking beyond the square glazed window and on into the bush, I can see Mount Wellington in the distance.  This is the southern tip of Tasmania and, for all intent and purpose, the bottom of the earth.  Clouds float by at the same speed as anywhere else, while life, in the affectionately named and nearby “Slowbart” floats by at its own sweet pace.  The convivial lubricant to life in this part of the world, and dare I say Australia as a whole, is “grog”, and the sidewalks along Salamanca that connects the state Parliament to its constituents are packed with bars, people and the proverbial slosh.

Vintage cruisers, tall ships and sailing yachts slink in and out of the harbour, whilst Hobart residents drink away the shining hours on the quayside, Boag’s or 9th Island in hand.  From the colonial-style ex-customs house to the 1930s office blocks, Hobart is a patchwork of new and old, where tradition and style fastidiously remains, for new money or old, and where any man or woman can ply their trade and win or lose a fortune.  Via the arterial veins of Davey, Macquarie, Collins and Liverpool that run through the heart of Hobart, to the winding lanes that take you up through the beautiful Battery Point and Sandy Bay, the city itself bristles with history; a sense that every dweller pays their respect to on a daily basis, but who knows for how much longer.  Like the coffee palaces and temperance hotels long since gone, nothing quite lasts forever, and in spite of the centuries-old raw history that has stuck around, and perhaps could be said to bind generations past together through a shared sense of fate, the impact wanes.

Like the mountains that contrast with the low-rise, low-impact buildings of the city and its sprawl, the state of being in Hobart always stands in stark opposition.  This might be the new world, but around here there is no easy passage from old to new, from the traditions to the notion of reinvention. Big and disruptive ideas jostle for position in the minds of the locals, and all too frequently get beaten down.  Seemingly immune from the troubles that beset the rest of the world in these times of big economic woes, Hobart, and Tasmania as a whole faces its own cultural and social battles. The likes of MONA, painted as one man’s folly to the island state, to me seem like the perfect gift, fought tooth and nail as a rear-guard action by the aged, blinkered and conservative population.

Ragtime floats through the summer air in downtown Hobart adding its own colour to the canvas that is a city beset by troubles past, but which is slowly but surely being forced to change.  Yet, for every last bit of change, Tasmania has an unchanging heart of natural beauty.  The neo-mythical Kookaburra bird laces the days with it’s own unique song, whilst with each dieing day of summer, the sun casts its most beautiful yellow & orange hues over this island state and the Bass Straits that “connect” the island to the mainland.  Nature’s bounty is in abundance here and the quality of life is certainly a lot greater for it; from the oyster beds at the not too distant Barilla Bay to the dairies and vineyards found just offshore at Bruny Island, and on to the awesome and majestic views atop Mount Wellngton at sunset.

I suppose the sense of Tasmania that you perceive, much depends on the angle from which you look, and your own sense of place on this planet.  Hobart is a comfortable and quiet place with much to offer on many levels, and it’s peripheral part in a big regional player is slowly changing, for better or for worse, but I would like to think that it is destined for bigger and better things, should the right economic, social and cultural forces win out.  Perhaps a big “if”, but change will most certainly come to this place, no matter what.

Why I Love Shoreditch …

October 8th, 2011 · No Comments · Personal

There are so many reasons why I love Shoreditch: from the braggards to the hipsters, to the charity mums, to the Sunday flower market jaunters. Shoreditch is not just a pastiche, it is a living organism that with every day awakes, kicking and screaming to life, reminding the world of what a unique, if somewhat troublesome child it can be.

But for all the reasons I love Shoreditch, there is truly only one that pins my heart to a hoarding on Great Eastern Street, announcing to the passing crowds of out-of-town commuters and lorry drivers alike that this is the place of my soul; and that is, the sprayed up, pasted over and fucked up walls of the hallowed triangle and its periphery.

For as many years as I have worked in the area, and eventually come to live, I have been inspired to document the activities of each and every ne’er do well that sees fit to climb out of bed at a god-forsaken hour and crawl through the darkened back streets & passages for the sake of their art: for “as the city sleeps, the walls they weep.”

Who could forget the likes of Paul Le Chien and his 3 metre high penis adorning the side of Starbucks by Old Street roundabout, or the street conversations starting with “love don’t pay the rent.”  It’s these piffy statements on life according to the Shoreditch triangle that make it a unique spot in London, at the heart of which, the Foundry, soon to be gone, but hopefully not taking the spirit of the ‘ditch with it, as the inevitable wrecking ball hits.

It may well be that the council, alongside developers, is taking a heavy hand to the ‘hood, and the graffiti contained therein, but Shoreditch was, and remains, the place in which Banksy cut his teeth in London, and which saw his ‘battles’ with Eine. And of course, when other battles ensued, and the likes of Damien Hirst threw the legal book at a “young upstart vandal”, the crews closed ranks with their own, and fought back!

Despite the negative effects of gentrification and the mass of graff that marks out the railway lines on the way up north, or that spans the walls of the Regent’s Canal and other quarters, I still like to think that Shoreditch is the spiritual home of graffiti in the capital. And with the likes of Dscreet, Cept, Sweettoof, Gold Peg, Mighty Mo and the rest of the Burning Candy crew still plying their trade, alongside upcoming stars like Malarky, the walls of Shoreditch are very much alive and singing!

From the earliest times, when hordes flocked to the Curtain Theatre at London city limits, till the ever present moment, Shoreditch has been a creative force in the beating heart of London, and graffiti is just another beautiful facet of that.  Graffiti and street art might be one man’s scourge, but it means so many things to so many different people, and to me it makes Shoreditch the inspiration that it is, and is very much part of the place I have come to love and call my home.

iTinyK – Mac Support for London Creatives

May 30th, 2011 · No Comments · Work

Not one to sit around and twiddle my thumbs, I have been keeping myself busy and helping friends as per usual.  So hot off the press is a new Mac Support web site for iTinyK.

The Skinny

The web site is currently 1 page, designed by me, coded by me, and optimised by me.  The site loads in 1.3 seconds, with most of the images loaded in a single sprite, and minimum network connections for the sake of getting the page up and running as quickly as possible.  The site uses jQuery and jQuery Tools for scrollables and other functionality, and for the nosey amongst you, there is even a laugh and a ‘dig’ at iTinyK forebears.

“Simple” Web Design

It’s a simple site, but even with the back and forth, design, re-design, code, and re-code it took 3 days to finish up and I am pleased to report that both my client, and their’s seem to be exceedingly happy with the results. So if anyone else out there is looking for similar or spectacular results, feel free to get in touch.

You can check out the fruits of my labour at: http://www.itinyk.com/

You’re So Vain

April 22nd, 2011 · No Comments · Personal

I like to think that what separates me from some others is the fact that I am perceptive, and can learn from my experiences in life and never make the same mistakes twice.  That being said, it never ceases to amaze how many people go though life completely oblivious. Based on recent interactions, here is a case in point.

Never Look A Gift Horse in the Mouth

Not only should you not make the mistake of turning down good opportunity, for, as an economist will tell you, there is the very really issue of opportunity cost, but because you never get the same opportunities twice.  No doubt Ruskin and his permanency loving theories, would relish the thought that a decision made is a final and irreversible change on a new and completely uncharted course.

The Past is the Past

Jesus might be able to resurrect and come back from the dead, but after 2011 years we are still waiting for the second coming.  Hell, if Jesus can’t even pull the come back trick off then who can?  And hence, the past is the past, and sometimes it best remains there.  That’s all and well but understanding why it should is half the trick.  No doubt a bunch of Christians will disagree with me and will want to burn me at the stake as a heretic, but then again, even society has learned to move on from that bout of madness in medieval history.

Onwards and Upwards

So forget the past and move on.  Life is only what you make of it and always best to drive on and make sure you are doing a smash and grab of every opportunity that comes your way. Maybe I am just a lucky sod, who is in a privileged position and can afford myself that perk, but if you don’t help yourself in life, who can you actually rely on? For one, if you lean on others permanently they simply become that metaphorical crutch that impedes your development, progress and whatever else.  People have a certain predilection to offer advice and steer people in directions for their own purposes, intentions and desires, and thus it is always better to bother to commandeer your own ship through life most confidently and without help.

If The Cap Doesn’t Fit …

Said recent interactions have shown me that people are more than willing to, not only look a gift horse in the mouth, but to completely gaze through it.  Moreover, they are then willing to try and come back to the trough and drink for a second time, which needless to say doesn’t work.  Not least because I, myself, having learned from the earlier experience won’t even afford them those opportunities, and as tough as it seems at the time, it is always for the best later.  As cynical as it seems, things never get better, and if they weren’t great to begin with, then kiss it good bye at the earliest possible point.

Over & Out

Anyhow, enough pontification from me for one morning, but it stands to reason that if you are not thinking about you, yourself, and I at every point in life, and that you aren’t assessing how best your decisions will help steer your path in life, even if that is in a capacity ot help others, rather than merely being selfish, then you are making an error.

P.S. You probably think this blog post is about you.

7 Things Learned From 7 Days

October 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Personal

This past week has showed me that I can be the luckiest bastard on the planet.  Love me or loathe me, you can’t take it away from me.  True to form, and not one to rest on my laurels, I have decided to do a write up and a “take away” from the 7 things I learned about life in the preceding 168 hours.

Shock changes

If you are ever going to change, you need to be hit hard.  That sounds like a bad thing, but the reality is that a tidal wave of change can come in both positive and negative forms.  Most people encounter negative experience and they learn they really need to change from it, but the same can be said from positive experiences.  Why stay static when you realise there is something much better out there for you?

Follow your heart

To this end, you need to look out for yourself all the time, and you need to “follow your heart”.  As cliched as that sounds, it is true.  My philosophy, that ‘life is one big holiday’ is proof of my self-evident interest in ensuring that I am doing the things I love at all times.  Of course, it is easy to fall into the routine, the mundane, the inane and what ever, but at every turn opportunities exist for you to grab hold and do things you love.

Chance encounters rock

I am a firm believer in chance.  This is the reverse of fate.  I think you can make your own destiny and fate by your actions, but chance implies a little more of the chaos theory.  You can’t predestine chance, and you can always be surprised by it, and of course when it surprises you for the better you have a lot of positive energy to gain from it.  The best things in my life have been completely random.  You can’t hang around for them though, enjoy them while they last and live life whilst you “wait”.

Je ne regrette rien!

I regret only 2 things in life … ok so I don’t buy my own bullshit, HAH! but still.  Regret nothing.  Life is for living, if you constantly live in the past it is slowly going to eat your soul.  Regrets are mistakes and you must learn from them, and again they improve your life.  As you can tell, each step and take away from this week is designed to improve, and luckily for me, that has been the over-riding theme of an incredible week.

Be authentic

Ok so, you regret nothing, you learn from your experiences and you are humbled.  To this end, the reality is that you need to be genuine, authentic, honest and just be.  Again, super cliched, but oh so true.  People respond positively to genuine articles.  No one likes the fake asshole that prances around like an arrogant so-and-so.  Those people might be able to boss everyone around and get their way, but they wont win out 100% of the time.  Be true to form, every time!

No apology for who you are

Backing up on the authentic side of the 7 day equation, you needn’t regret who you are.  If you are authentic, you don’t need to give a damn if people judge you, because ultimately you know that you are a decent person.  You have great values, you practice honesty, and you look out for others.  In England we all love class, and it makes me laugh most of the time, because you can wear a jacket and people will judge you one way, and you take it off and they will judge you another!  Don’t be a chameleon, just be yourself and don’t say sorry for it.

Life has many paths

Even if you want life to work out exactly as planned every time, it won’t.  Don’t ever bet on it, I can tell you that now.  But that being said, that doesn’t mean it can’t work out as planned, and there is always more than one path to reach your destination.  I am a huge subscriber to the thought that there is no “right” answer to life.  This rolls over to the notion that there is no 1 path through life, and if you want something badly, whether you get it now, or you can get it later, you will still be just as happy, even if it doesn’t feel that way in the moment.  Sometimes you just need to give life some space and things works out in the end.

And there you have it.  No doubt there is more, but these will do for now!